MY NEW YEAR'S MESSAGE TO YOU!
I could wish you a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
But you'll have moments of happiness throughout the year so that's pretty much
redundant.
However, I'm not despising that
godly and traditional redundancy that has become so dear to us that saying it
makes us feel showered with 'blessings.' What I know so far is that you know
how to deal with happiness no matter what form it comes in.
Your lover might decide to be
supererogatorily good to you as a 2013 resolution; or you might win a lottery;
or you might get promotion at work...or buy that car you always wanted. But I
know one thing: no matter the incidents, you'll not seek help from your friends
or family regarding how to be happy when you are happy because happiness
doesn't need a solution. I don't know how many days will be happy for you but I’m
100% sure you'll have some.
So wishing you happiness on the days
you'll be happy anyway is
presumptuously lame.
Now, sadness is all a different ball
to kick. I'd want to wish you strength to face the challenges 2013 brings.
Again, I'm 100% sure you'll have those sad moments and I'd want you to be
strong and have a clear mind to frisk or forage for solutions to squeeze
happiness out of that sadness...or
more realistically, get ways to lessen the effect of sadness on you.
I wouldn't want you to pray though
because, like Carlin said, god has a divine plan for you in 2013 so stop
disturbing her with prayers because she's not going to change the divine plan
for you. Stop being arrogant as to ask god to change her mind just for you! Who
the hell do you think you are? Be humble and say: 'Whatever god wills will
happen as she so wishes and I have to brace myself for whatever she's divinely
set for me." So stop praying because that is arrogant. Have respect for
god because she'd put some divine thoughts into the plan so don't think you
know better than god as to force her to change her mind.
And if you want her to be sorry for
you, then remember, she knows why she gives you those plights and tribulations
and she knows how you feel about them and how they affect you. So stop acting
like she doesn't know how you feel because she gave you the feelings, remember?
So, I wish you all the strength of
will to stand up to the sadness and challenges of 2013 and be like: bring it on! And by the way, entering
2013 is a choice. It’s a mental game that gives you an impression that there’s
something/someplace you are entering into; and that you have no choice but to
enter! Boo! You could remain in 2012 or go back to any year if you wanted; by
making 2012 to have a given number of days or by making it infinite...in other
words, device your own calendar. You know damn well that some people entered
2013 before you! And, Oh dear! Ethiopians are still way way way away from 2013!
Dividing time up was for statistical
convenience so if it proves inconveniencing then do away with it! Christians
plagiarized a pagan tradition and called it Christmas. You’d not be the only
crazy one!
But don't change the calendar
please! It'd show that you're weak, or unimaginative like the Christians, who
know that Jesus was born in the fall not winter but they still chose a day that
was already being celebrated. Talk of George’s 1984! Usurping and power
misappropriation! Who could celebrate the end of summer? I couldn't! I don't
care about the beautiful colors of fall; it's time to mourn summer! Winter?
Yes! Who’d hate the white stuff?
BE STRONG AND TELL THE NEW YEAR LIKE
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE: WHATEVER DUDE; I'M READY!
